The actors, from the top down: Keesha Sharp, Linda Cameron, Weil Richmond, LaKeith Hoskin, Kelli K. Barnett, Thom Rivera, Jama Williamson, Curtis Mark Williams.

 David Zinman

reviews the bizarre off-Broadway play called:

Eat the Runt

Talk about your interactive theatre
-- You get to cast all the parts!

By DAVID ZINMAN
of TheColumnists.com


HOW WOULD you like to go to a play where the audience picks the cast? Sounds weird. But that's exactly what happens at an off-Broadway play called "Eat the Runt," which opened June 5 in New York.

Just before the play starts, eight actors step before the curtain. Each portrays the same character by saying a line or two--they all have the same lines--and members of the audience vote their choice. They use a keypad about the size of a TV remote. A computer connects it to video monitors on each side of the stage so spectators can see the results immediately.

And so it goes until the play's seven characters are cast. Since eight actors are on stage, one goes home early each night. I couldn't help wondering if that actor's feelings were hurt, especially if he or she were bumped regularly. But I was fooled. The actor returned as an unannounced character and all but stole the show.

At any rate, casting by playgoers is the premise of this audience-interactive comedy. Its unfortunately crude title refers to the fact that some animals eat the smallest of their brood--an unhappy event that nevertheless fits the motif of this story about cutthroat competition. The play, staged at the American Place Theater, tells about a person who interviews for a highly prized position as grants manager for an art museum.

Avery Crozier, the author, said "casting nightmares" drove him to do this work, his first full-length play.

"Quite often, playwrights write fascinating and specific physical descriptions of characters that make the play impossible to cast, especially if it is going to be presented in a small theater," says Crozier. "I decided to create roles that any talented actor could play, regardless of age, ethnicity, or gender."

The Mefisto Theater Company took the genderless theme one step further. It decided to have the actors learn all the roles and let the audience pick the cast.

To me, that's the most intriguing idea of this 90-minute play. It is mind-boggling to think of actors memorizing the lines of all the characters without knowing which one he or she will play until moments before the curtain goes up. The producers--Matthew von Waaden, Weil Richmond (who is in the cast), and Matthew Richmond--say the script never changes. And there is no improvisation.

Characters names--Merritt, Royce, Chris, etc.--are not gender-specific. So, a man or woman could play any role.

On stage, the characters all look to be in their 30s. There, the similarity ends. They are of different sexes, heights, weights, body builds, and ethnicities. One is black and stands about six-feet, five inches--a dead-ringer for a linebacker for the Giants.

As the play starts, the job-seeker shuttles from office to office for interviews and most scenes are one-on-one situations. The mix makes the dynamics different each night. For instance, in one scene an executive makes a blatant pass at the job-seeker. The night I saw the play in previews, the predatory executive was a woman and the job-seeker a man. That was a bit of a twist. But at the next performance, a woman could be propositioning a woman, or a man coming onto a man.

In another scene, the job-seeker, who is fair-skinned and blond, tells his interviewer that he is an African-American. The interviewer is dumbfounded. And so begins a crazy back-and- forth dialogue ending with charges of racism.

On the other hand, if the black actor had said the lines, the executive might wonder what possessed him to make such an obvious statement. It raises all sorts of questions. Is he denying his race? Do words have different meanings when different people say them? What happens if people change roles?

The concept offers a lot of food for thought. But the comedy, which started off with a bang, got a bit stale and lost momentum as the night wore on. For one thing, I found myself not hearing the fast-moving dialogue because I was busy trying to figure out what my reaction might have been with other actors in the same part.

Also, there is a downside to the unique casting idea. The interactive auditioning process isn't really meaningful the way it is done. Can you make an informed choice by hearing actors say two lines?

At intermission, I talked with people sitting nearby. We all marveled at the memorization feats. The question came up: Could the monitors have been rigged to flash pre-selected results?

Ushers assured me that there were different actors in the roles each night. Patt Dale, the press agent, confirmed that, adding that doubters could return and see the show again.

How hard is it for a trained professional actor to learn eight parts? Not that hard, according to actor-producer Weil Richmond. "The characters are so distinctly different that each time I go on stage, I feel that's the only role I've rehearsed." From time to time, he added, actors will drop a line or say lines a page ahead, as happens in a traditional play. "But since everyone knows everyone else's lines, we have always been able to bring them back on script."

I think the play is worth seeing. But one element is missing--the chance to find out how the comedy would play on a second night with different actors in the roles. How many play-goers would shell out another $50 a seat to find out?

Memo to the producers: after the play ends, why not let the audience recast the comedy? Then, rerun two or three of the most provocative scenes, and allow the curious and the skeptics to see how the play works with the actors switched around.

By the way, before voting on the cast, the audience tried a practice ballot. They were asked whom they would vote for if the Presidential election were held today. The choices were: Bush, Gore, Nader, and none of the above. Gore got 30 percent of the votes. Nader picked up 10 percent. Surprisingly, Bush got only eight percent. But the biggest surprise was that "none of the above" won hands down with 52 percent.

© 2001 by David Zinman. The cast photo is by Mark Fisher.

  Beginning June 11, the playing schedule for "Eat the Runt" will be: Mon,
Wed.-Sun. at 8; Sat. at 2; Sun. at 3. (No show on Tuesdays.) The
running time is 1 hour 45 minutes. It is an open-ended run.
    Tickets are $50.00 and can be ordered through Telecharge at
212-239-6200 or on the web at www.telecharge.com.

DAVID ZINMAN
is a former reporter for Long Island Newsday and the Associated Press bureau in New Orleans. He's the author of 50 Classic Motion Pictures and The Day Huey Long Was Shot.
He recently co-authored a play about the assassination of the Louisiana Kingfish and completed a collection of short stories. He's a graduate of Columbia University and the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism. Now retired, he divides his time between New York and Conway, South Carolina, the hometown of his wife, Sara. In Conway, he writes a column for the Horry (County) Independent. Zinman was a first prize winner in the 1998 competition of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists. The Zinmans have three children and twin grandchildren.

 

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