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 Why Did Grandpa Tell Us To Wake Up?

 

 

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Grandpa serves up a stern
warning about our freedom

By PROF. GORDON GREB
of TheColumnists.com

 

 EDITOR'S NOTE:
This column is adapted from the author’s forthcoming book “Tell Me That Again,” featuring excerpts from his past radio broadcasts. Here’s one from 1956 that shows the French may have been right in saying, “Everything changes, everything
stays the same.”



Good morning. Something just now walked through the door that’s forced me to
face up to the question: “How many people think for themselves these days?” This never would have entered my head except that Old Grandpa Cyrus came wandering
into the studios this morning, pointing his walking stick straight at the bridge of my nose.

Said the spry old gentleman with obvious consternation: “What’s this country coming to when people spend more time having what they call ‘fun’ and don’t give a hoot for some of the troubles we’re heading for in this dad-burned world?”

Of course, I didn’t know what to say at this sharp remark by the aged gentleman but I started to open my mouth to say something when he interrupted with another remark.


“Sonny,” he said. “You don’t know where this country is going because you ain’t been as far back as I have – to see where’s it’s been. But you’re in the news business. You talk to folks on the radio. And it’s high time somebody got them to thinking for themselves for a change, instead of all this loafing around.”

At this point I replied, as politely as I could, that Grandpa Cyrus had come to the wrong place, because what people decided to do – or not to do – just wasn’t my business. My job was simply to deliver the news and let people decide for themselves.

“That’s just the trouble,” Grandpa said. “Nobody’s deciding for himself anymore. Modern-day people just drift around – eating, sleeping, drinking, and driving those confounded automobiles.”

This was too much. So I spoke up in defense of the modern man and pointed out that things were a lot better than he thought they were. “Look at all the advances we’re making in jet aircraft, electronics, atomic energy, medicine, and other scientific fields – all too many to mention.

“Lazy people can’t accomplish these things. That’s hard work, to come up with new inventions, new concepts, and new scientific miracles. If people really were lazy, this country never could exist. It would collapse of its own dead weight.”

Grandpa then sat down on the green office chair, gave a big sigh of relief, and lowered his voice to a gentle tone.


“Son,” he said. “You just don’t understand what I’m driving at, do you?”

“Frankly, no, I don’t,”
was my reply. “You came in here, blaming me for the state of the world, throwing accusations around left and right, and then you expect me to understand just what you are driving at.”

Grandpa seemed more at ease now. He was resting his feet and he got out his pipe. He spoke slowly and deliberately now. “All right, I spoke up too quickly. I didn’t hit the nail on the head. But this is what’s bothering me and somebody had better do something about it pretty quick.

“When I was a boy back in the l9th century, things weren’t the way they are now. We believed in progress and people of my time did a lot to get it. But I’m not talking about new gadgets. I’m talking about people as people.

“Today, I ask you, ‘How many people really care about what’s going on?’ Sure, they now what’s playing at the movies; they know who’s on ‘The ‘$64,000 Question’ this week; they know how much money Elvis Presley was paid by Ed Sullivan to appear on his Sunday show; and … oh, they know a lot of things like that … But take last April 10th, for example. Look what they did then.”

“April 10th?”
I said, wondering what he meant by that.

“Yes, last April 10th. Most of the people didn’t do anything.”

Still confused, I asked Grandpa to be more specific and explain what he was talking about.

“Why, the city elections,” he thundered. “We had nine of them here in Santa Clara County. Did 50 per cent of the people vote? NO! Well, then, did 35 per cent of the people vote? NO! Did 25 per cent of them vote? Yes, in some cities. And only some, mind you, where about 25 per cent voted.”

Grandpa then went on to point out how people in his day worked like the dickens to give everybody the right to vote. They eliminated the property requirement. Then they extended it by freeing the slaves. Then they expanded the right by including women.

“Now look at the people,” said Grandpa. “Everybody – practically speaking – has the right to vote – and most of them don’t do it. We should be ashamed that in city elections only 25 per cent show up. In the last primary, the turnout was lower than a year ago.”

Grandpa now was really agitated. “Thunderation,” he almost shouted. “Do they think this country is going to run itself –or are people going to exercise their right to choose their elected officials – and decide some of the important issues themselves?”

“You have a point there, Grandpa,”
I said. “You have a point.”

“Well, tell the people to think about it, son. Tell them to think about elections – and government – and the issues of the day. This is an election year and what happens is up to them.”


I promised Grandpa to tell the people to think about these things. So he grunted “thanks” and went out. Old Grandpa Cyrus! There aren’t many men like him around anymore.

This is Gordon Greb signing off and saying, "See you here tomorrow and at the polls in the next election.”

©2012 by Gordon Greb. This column first posted April 16, 2012.

 

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