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 Tears and
Ted Williams

 

The great Ted Williams

wasn't all fun and games

By MAURY ALLEN
of TheColumnists.com

 

This was maybe 40 years ago when I was first getting my feet wet as a big shot sportswriter. I traveled the country with the Mets and Yankees and the Knicks and Jets for my first visits to San Francisco, Houston, St. Louis, Oakland and all points on the map.

Pretty heady stuff for a kid from Brooklyn.

The first thing we did each morning in the classy hotel rooms provided free by our papers was to read the opposition newspapers. I always took great pride in knowing how I blew the local guys out of the water with my hot and funny stories.

Self-confidence at the typing machine was never a problem for me.

There were always a few guys along the trail that I admired and envied for their ability to capture a scene with a clever, witty phrase. One of the best of them was Larry Merchant in Philadelphia. He went into television but had a resounding journalistic career even joining me at the Post for a while before he opted out for the big bucks.

He called what we did for a living the Fun and Games Department. I had never thought of that apt description of what we did watching games for pay, eating free meals in press rooms, living in fancy hotels, traveling with Mickey Mantle, Whitey Ford, Joe Namath and Bill Bradley.

Once in a while I would write a tear jerker story if the situation demanded it. Mostly I looked for the funny angle in the Fun and Games department. After all, this was sports, not wars and riots I was writing about. Merchant said it best.

I have just finished a book that made me cry. It was a blow to the Fun and Games department. It never should have been that way.

The book is "Ted Williams: The Biography of An American Hero" by Leigh Montville (Doubleday) and it is a damn fine book and one of the saddest sports journals I have ever read.

Most of the story is familiar. Ted Williams, the guy who dreamed of being the best hitter and probably was. Not the best player, of course. That’s Willie Mays for me with Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron and probably Barry Bonds now closing the gap. Teddy Ballgame. The Splendid Splinter.

There was the .406 average in 1941 that he didn’t think was a big deal because Bill Terry had batted .401 only 11 years earlier. Joe DiMaggio buried it anyway with the 56 game hitting streak. That great home run in the All Star game that year off Claude Passeau with the figure of Ted dancing the bases and clapping loudly seen on televised All Star games ever since.

Then the war record. Flying service without combat in World War II and then the serious stuff in Korea with a near miss right at the start.

When he was on the field he was so dramatic, so damn handsome, so charismatic before most people knew what that overused word really meant.

Then came the six batting titles, one at the age of 40 when most ball players are just stealing money. There was the dramatic farewell in Boston when he hit homer number 521 and jogged home without tipping his cap. He was Ted Williams for crissakes and he could do anything he pleased. He could spit, curse and howl at press and fans. He could ignore the traditions and keep his hat on his head without a tip anytime he pleased.

Montville deals with all this like a lab technician, digging down deep for the small stuff that brings Williams alive. Read this book and you are in the room with Williams, at the banquets, on the field, in his homes, fighting with his wives, spending so much time alone and escaping to some cool water hole for fishing, a lonely man’s sport. You and the fish. What a hoot.

I met Williams a couple of times in 1959 and 1960 when he still played. He scared the shit out of me as a young reporter with his loud voice and obnoxious tongue. I still remember him screaming at me, “Unfuckingbelievable” when I asked some inane question he disliked.

When he managed in Washington and I had matured as a member of the Fun and Games Department, he was easier to take. He was pretty interesting about hitting, of course, and he bragged about his pal, Richard Nixon, the slimiest of presidents. We argued about that. He cursed and I just laughed.

I ran into him at sports banquets or the Hall of Fame ceremonies in Cooperstown many summers. One year I played tennis with his handsome son, John-Henry, across from the Otesaga Hotel in Cooperstown. The best thing about my tennis game was showing up. John-Henry was pretty good but Ted sat on the side beating up on him verbally for every ball that wasn’t whacked down my throat or for every defensive lob he threw up.

Ted died at 83 and his son froze him. That’s what people talked about instead of the home runs he hit, that graceful swing, that overwhelming personality, that intensity of life. Just the frozen Williams body and the severed head.

Montville details all of this in a brilliant reporting scenario. Ted Williams was supposed to be a celebration of the Fun and Games department, a legacy of a baseball hero, a combat pilot, a guy who marched to his own drummer, himself.

Instead the book portrayed the ugliest family scenario I can remember. Fights over money, battles over his care, barriers thrown up to his friends. Don’t put a needle in his right arm because that’s his autographing arm, the son commanded his doctors.
Montville has written a wonderful detailed book, dramatic, sharp, and concise. You know what. I’m sorry I read it. I wanted Fun and Games when I read Ted Williams. All I got was sadness I didn’t need.

©2004 by Maury Allen. The Maury Allen caricature is ©2001 by Jim Hummel.

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